Spider 

A bug sent straight from hell in which Luifer resides with 8 fucking eyes and legs

“EW A SPIDER”

Spider by sTuPiDoNaLdTruMp July 28, 2018

Spider 

Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.

There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.

Spider by Coffee=CureToAll LifesProblems August 9, 2018

Spider 

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Spider by spooder man007 December 3, 2018

Spider 

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

Spider by Super Snis December 28, 2018

Spider 

Nope.

Spiders. There terrifying.

Spider by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019

Spider 

Eche

Eche is such a freaken spider

Spider by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020

spider 

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

spider by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020