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That guy is such a Sergio
Sergio by yeetoooo September 19, 2018
Not Sergio
Sergio by Hoborenzo November 8, 2018
Sergio is a man who eats 5 meals a day, he comes from Sicily and believes its the center of the world, he eats a lot to feed his big muscles that he has, and he also drinks endless cups of coffee every day. A word of warning, don't leave food laying around when Sergio is about..
"Where has all the food gone?!" "oh, it was probably Sergio"
Sergio by Christhegreek22 November 30, 2017
Sergio is the most perfect guy , he is so sweet and cute and he is literally such a good guy he’s also dating maleah.
awe sergio and maleah are so cute!
Sergio by babbiimc April 23, 2019
A fat motherfucker who is a beaner and a cuck. He asks his son for condoms and grape juice. This man is the cancer of society leeching off his students and generally giving off the aura of the great depression. He also hides Mcdonald's cheeseburgers under his overhang.
Sergio is back at the Golden Coral!!
Sergio by cucksfordaysonbananaboat January 18, 2018
The Romeo to my Juliet... minus the tragedy and plus some XXX fantasy action & a whole lotta ca$h

#fortune's #fool #get money #freak
"Parting is such sweet sorrow/That I shall say good night till it be morrow... in bed" ~ Sergio

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs... in bed” ~ Sergio

“O teach me how I should forget to think... in bed" ~ Sergio

“Under loves heavy burden do I rise... in bed" ~ Sergio
Sergio by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017