J'd

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"
"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."
"Fresh."

J'd by Senor_Toast September 28, 2005

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w.w.j.d.

"WHO would jesus do?", a video game. You are jesus, you walk into a frat party, and you see a bunch of partiers. Men, woman, and others. You must decide, correctly, which of the partiers jesus would "do". Is it the Brittney Spears lookalike or the clearly gay guy? Or both? You decide.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what're you playin'?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"

w.w.j.d. by Frank Buchanan October 22, 2007

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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

B I J D A F L D M D G F T by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

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W.W.J.D.

1) World Wide Jewish Domination, 2) To have the world completely overrun by Jews, 3) To have every Checkbook in the world balanced.

"Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had W.W.J.D."

"I'm planning W.W.J.D."

"I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom for me and you, and I think to myself what a wonderful W.W.J.D."

W.W.J.D. by Alex DeCosta December 3, 2005