rabid squirrel 

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

rabid squirrel by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008

rabid squirrel 

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

rabid squirrel by shaggy October 26, 2003

rabid squirrel 

Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.

Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!

rabid squirrel by Ocin24 January 4, 2005