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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.
oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome
hoe syndrome by kmp34 May 25, 2016

dumb hoe syndrome 

a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.
oh shit looks like you got dumb hoe syndrome
dumb hoe syndrome by figure topaz September 6, 2019

Trifflin Hoe Syndrome 

A deadly disease contracted from a trifflin hoe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, migraines, E.D., and unusually large forehead development. Symptoms last usually for 4-6 days or until the trifflin hoe founds someone else.
My friend devolped a severe case of Trifflin hoe syndrome
Trifflin Hoe Syndrome by Freetk January 11, 2022

Possessive Hoe Syndrome 

When someone (usually a girl) is a hoe and she is possessive over 1 guy or more even though SHES a hoe.
"There go Milan with her Possessive Hoe Syndrome!"
"She always has her hands on somebody's man yet she a hoe."
Possessive Hoe Syndrome by lilshe23 September 9, 2022

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome) 

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!
Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

New Hoe-stess Syndrome 

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.
New Hoe-stess Syndrome by jstringy October 14, 2011