Hashtag and the her too's 

A way to mock the overused #metoo movement, mostly used by libtard feminists who consider even a simple compliment by a white male as harassment.

Damn, I gave Katie a compliment about how nice her new sneakers looked and she flipped out on me and said I was harassing her. I bet she took to Twitter and Facebook to join the hashtag and the her too's.

Hashtag and the her too's by pctv guy August 21, 2018

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) 

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010

My wallet is too small for my 50's 

It's an slang very common in some kinds of situations.

You are about too ask a gorgeous woman out, you're not so sure about that, because you think "Oh, I can not as her out, my wallet is too small for my 50's".
It means that you are thinking that she is too good for you.

My wallet is too small for my 50's by Daniel Leite August 14, 2007

she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.

Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

she's too young for you, bro by MAAAAAAAA August 17, 2011

She's Too Young

"She's Too Young" is a Lifetime movie based on a ridiculous amount of horny teenagers, in which mass amounts of drugs are taken, and of course, there's more sex occuring than in a porno. The whole point is that 14 year olds shouldn't have sex.

"I've slept with 15...maybe 20 guys" - Dawn, from "She's Too Young"

She's Too Young by Muffinz August 25, 2006

Devaney's too

AKA: devaneys, devs, the deuce

the greatest bar in orlando, known to many sorostitutes and fratdaddys as heaven on earth.

Fratdaddy 1: "Hey, we want to go to ROXY tonight."
Fratdaddy 2: "Bro, that place is for GDIs... go to the deuce"

Dumb Slut: "What's the drink special at Devaney's too tonight?"
Alcoholic: "The same as it is every night... $5 cover, free drinks til midnight"

Devaney's too by devaneystooo February 27, 2009

It's too early 

Something you say to those people who are being loud as hell when it's early in the morning
Basically another way to say shut the fuck up

Loud freshman kid at 7:00 AM when school just started: OMG TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY! I FINALLY BOUGHT A PROM TICKET! I' M GOING TO-
Me: Kid it's too early., so shut your ass up.

It's too early by paypal2 September 20, 2019