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An act achieved only through the flawless execution of two simultaneous maneuvers by a female.

The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.

Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)

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Alex and Sally were in the kitchen when without warning, he grabbed her adorable Yorkie and farted on it. In a rage, Sally grabbed his pussycat, sucked air into her vagina, and laid a big fucking queffy on it.
queffy by Summer.of.87 August 14, 2016
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queefy tower

A tower in which queefs occur
Lucas: you’re saying you kissed Roberta right here in this room?
Mike: and in the queefy tower
queefy tower by Howmanybeesareonme December 30, 2017
An adjective denoting anything overly soft and/or sentimental in a bad (often boring) way. A reference to vaginal flatulence (a "queef").
1. "My girlfriend made me watch Eat Pray Love, it was so queefy I fell asleep in the theater."

2. "I don't like the singer from that one indie/acoustic band you showed me, his voice always drops to a queefy whisper and the music is too slow."
Queefy by McQueefy January 1, 2012
A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
Quaffy by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023

Queefy Queeferson

A female who expells air from her vagina frequently.
"That was a wet one! Queefy Queeferson!"
Queefy Queeferson by CrazySam February 7, 2010