My cat walked over and had what appeared to be a little red mouse in his mouth. I soon realized that he had simply been digging in the trash again. Dirty kitten.
When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE
That chickover there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.