Schmalmacke 

Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.

"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."

Schmalmacke by the 3rd angel May 6, 2016

schmalack 

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

schmalack by Fatman B September 21, 2005

schmamcaked 

Superduper drunksville.... population you

I got sooo schmamcaked last night with the Michelin man he stared at my taters

schmamcaked by xxxBambiixxx November 1, 2009