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becknering

Verb: to talk profusely about meaningless or false information. Information believed to be pertinent or true by the speaker. This is usually associated with rapid, off target tangents referring to the speakers past, usually involving repeated allusions to time spent at a penitentiary, farm, or personal security business. It can also be loosely used to define a response to a question that in no way answers the question.
My teacher was becknering after someone accidentally brought up something about his past life.
becknering by newbergkid September 5, 2013
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Bickering 

This is normal sister bickering.
Bickering by Helping_out November 12, 2017

Bennering 

The act of engaging in competitive butt sex on the weekends
That kid Devin over there really looks like he enjoys Bennering
Bennering by thatguyfromchs August 28, 2013

Bickering 

Argue about petty and trivial matters.
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Verb: bicker; 3rd person present: bickers; past tense: bickered; past participle: bickered; gerund or present participle: bickering
This is normal sister bickering”.
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"whenever the phone rings, they bicker over who must answer it".
Bickering by Helping_out November 12, 2017

beckering 

To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...
beckering by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

Becketing 

The practice of boycotting or aggressively avoiding a popular yet irritating article, video or other meme of which Becketer is dimly aware, thanks to its ubiquity on social media such as Twitter or Facebook. Coined by Stefan J. Becket of New York magazine.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that new Gangnam Style/Harlem Shake mashup starring Grumpy Cat?"

Person 2: "No, I'm absolutely Becketing that"
Becketing by Becketer April 21, 2013

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.
Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"