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The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR !!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
The Cougar by James Marcopolo March 19, 2008

The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
The Cougar by James Marcopolo March 17, 2008

The Cougar Slam 

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.
"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.
Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.
Cooked the Cougar by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Gary the No-Trash Cougar 

Trash hating and often violent Cougar mascot.
Featured on Family Guy
Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says: "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage!"