Plaistow 

a place in east london, which is near bow (Dizzee rascal)and Plastow is da home of many Mc's.
Near:Stratty
beckton
Forest gate
manor park
east ham
upton park (yes west ham footie ground)

crazy titch: big up my Plaistow and straford heads

Plaistow by Princess Bitch November 6, 2004

Jack plastow

Having a higher up than normal penis.

Girl: Hey shaquandra have you seen Darnell's dong?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah girl. He a jack plastow havin ass motherfucker!

Jack plastow by Brainishanusanus July 11, 2017

Plaistowe 

The act of getting caught in bed with a minor.

Tom: Wheres James?

Lorne: He got plaistowe'd!

Plaistowe by AustenBuilding January 28, 2010

Plastow 

Having a really high up penis.

"Hey what's up with that guy's dong?"

"Oh he's well plastow!"

Plastow by Hairydogscrot May 31, 2017