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DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?
DeSantifesto by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023
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demanifestation 

1. When someone experiences a "demanifestation", their johnson falls off from jelqing too much.

2. When an apparition or other type of spirit/ghost manifestation disappears.
1. Dawg, i need to buy a replacement penis. I had a demanifestation.

2. Holy shizzle dawg, that EVP was scary! i be glad that ghost don't come in my hood or i bust a cap in his ass, then i bust a cap in his moms ass. then i put my woody in her ass.
demanifestation by edwild22 April 14, 2009

Demanifestation 

When you demand something but pretend like you manifested it and it magically happened when really you just had a bunch of slaves working for you.
Nick demanded meat pies from his sister when the meat pie appeared on his lap he said “look what manifestation can bring, you can manifest anything you want.” Tea his sister replies, “uh no more like demanifestation, demand demand demand.”
Demanifestation by Tinathedefina October 21, 2020