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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster 

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Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
help i got my dick stuck in a toaster by lone potato May 6, 2018
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dick stuck in a toaster 

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The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
dick stuck in a toaster by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017
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dick stuck in a toaster 

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when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
dick stuck in a toaster by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017
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