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Christmastache 

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.
Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!
Christmastache by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

Christmastake 

Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.
Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.
Christmastake by Long Johns December 26, 2011