Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

Jablonski by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

Jablonski by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

Jablonski

A Jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. A Jablonski is someone who fucks something up. They will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many fuck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. Jablonskieizm is a term for Great Feets in Jablonski behaviour. To spot a Jablonski in it's natural habitat you have to look. Everyone in life has experienced a Jablonski in one point in time. To deal with a Jablonski requires great patience and skill. Sometimes you have to become a Jablonski to deal with a Jablonski effectively. To de - Jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. I coined the observational term Jablonski and Jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.

Smooth move Jablonski. You Fuckin' Jablosnki. Is your last name ongsty? No it's Jablonski. Jablonskiiiiiiii,

Jablonski by Jabloney February 3, 2015

Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

Jablonski by ed hart May 8, 2006

Jablonski

When someone has a lack of skill in a certain subject.

"Look, he can't drive a truck, what a Jablonski!"

Jablonski by MuddySock March 26, 2017

Jablonski

Thinking you'll podium in your race but then getting 5th place.

Dude did you podium?

No I totally Jablonski'd and didn't podium

Rough bro

Jablonski by Ballz2TheWall March 4, 2017

Dirty Jablonski 

When the Ex- Elder of Toothgapia, Mr J. shh's his massive tooth gap and blows up half the planet, killing 1 third of the population

Mr J. pulled a Dirty Jablonski well trying to kill Mr Aztrott in the Great 3 way Toothgapian war, against the middle finger people and the Nosechestrians...

Dirty Jablonski by Gingerreynolds May 31, 2024