Velociratchet
Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.
Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.
Velociratchet by Farmertone September 22, 2015
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