stritey 

Someone or something that has good intentions but instead seen as extremely creepy and weird

Person 1: "Hey did you see that new kid?"
Person 2: "Yea, he gives everyone these weird compliments."
Person 1: "He's so stritey!"

stritey by The M.L. September 10, 2015

stripeycockomienaitis 

A rare medical condition affecting the optic nerve which renders the patient incapable of seeing a zebra's penis.

Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.

stripeycockomienaitis by galactic_sportsequipment April 6, 2011

spritey

energetic beyond odds; displaying or exhibiting unexpected or unconventional energy. Usually in reference to an underestimated female; fiesty; NOT in reference to a clear effervescent coca-cola product.

"Do you think it'll be an easy win?" Larry asked, eyeing the race track.
"I'm not too sure--number 14 is pretty spritey for a grandmother!"

I didn't expect the calf to make it through the winter, but he turned out to be a pretty spritey little fella.

spritey by Adam Tillman-Young December 23, 2005

stridey

Dweeb from Bristol, who’s bedtime is 22:00 and has 27 Facebook friends. Catchphrase: “ey fucc u mang”.

Will make you message his mum on Facebook for a birthday card, never delivers the actual birthday card.

Person 1: “ey fucc u mang”
Person 2: “Confirmed, you’re totes a Stridey.”

stridey by JoshRoblox22 July 4, 2018

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

Stripey Shirted Douche by Puce Emu August 21, 2008

Stripey Dave 

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

Stripey Dave by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

stripey 

any douchebag that hangs out at trendy bars wearing striped button up shirts that they bought at express for men.

Lets blow this joint. I dont like hanging at stripey bars.

stripey by Jejune September 29, 2008