Kunch 

Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch

Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch

Kunch by LibbyPwns!1 March 31, 2009

Kunch 

An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.

Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?

Kunch by Tom Leet. September 21, 2007

KUNCH 

1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.

I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!

KUNCH by chicken-face November 24, 2007

Kunch 

A Chiminea placed on a wooden deck connected to your home in order to create an outdoor room feeling.

Your kunch is on fire, I love it!

Kunch by Bob Vilela November 11, 2020

Kunch 

Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch

I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?

Kunch by T Max Ranch November 13, 2012

kunch 

The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.

Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.

kunch by David Perry December 30, 2008

Kunch 

the act or expression one says after hearing the tail end of a conversation, that may be considered inappropriate.

Stranger: And then I was like, "Man, lucky I had a stiffy!"

Myself: Geez, that's a kunch if I ever did hear one!

Kunch by ca$h mOney swag July 24, 2015