Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries
Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.
a cute little bunny that eats pudding all day and watches dust bunny porn to learn how to make more dust bunnies thats why we have so many of them and if they don't get both they will kill you with a spork!
the dust bunnies are making more dust bunnies under my bed so fuck them they ain't getting no more porn or pudding
*2hours later*
Shit! they are goin to kill me with that fork/spoon thingy ahhhhh
*chokes on blood dies*