bourke

The opposite of a lightweight; someone who is capable of drinking and smoking large amounts for a long period of time. i.e. the man, a god, etc.

Man, keep that up and you'll be a bourke.
I could never keep up with him, he's a bourke.

bourke by sdf66 January 15, 2008

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Bourke

A man who is made of pure solid nail power. Can be used as a noun and as a verb rather strangely. His awesome moves are blindingly quick. No man stands a chance against a nail.

Guy 1: Do you know Dan Bourke?
Guy 2: He's the man who is made of pure plutonium solidness, isn't he?
Guy 1: Some say he's a close descendant of Chuck Norris...
Guy 2: Damn right...

Bourke by PlatinumP March 9, 2011

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Bourke

Bourke is often mistaken as one of those small country towns filled with friendly people, however if you spend long enough there you would discover the "Real Outback". I am a widowed wife who lives on the outskirts of Bourke, and I have witnessed and encountered highlights such as the night club, racking from the local supermarket, the vegimite circle and last but not least the bowling club owned by yours truly Weefa and Jefferey.

Carl: Hey man wanna go to Bourke?
Widowed Wife: Don't do it, you're making a huge mistake

Bourke by widow05 July 11, 2018

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bourke

A fat man who cannot run further than 10 metres without crying, who eats 15 x 21 profiteroles each day, who sweats out of his own anus then uses the liquid in his tea, who sometimes likes to feed on his own nipples secretion and when the weather gets really hot goes to waterpark and kids use him as a ride.

Guy:What the fuck is that lump of shit doing on my lawn?
Bourke:sorry mate, just went for a roll and couldnt be fucked to go any further.
Guy:oh sorry man didnt know that was you

bourke by hairymaneatingchips November 14, 2011