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Crocodile Rock 

A gay sexual act in which a man's balls become caked in butt-mud because they are slapping up against his partners ass crack with great velocity.

Example "We need to slow down. I'm swimming on Crocodile Rock over here."
We've got to slow down. I'm getting some crocodile rock back here.
Crocodile Rock by Kanz Frafka April 28, 2015

Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”

get crocodile rocked 

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.
Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

crocodilecock 

a commonly used word that means crocodilecock
damien: you ate my dad and called me a faggot
mr. wooden alligator: crocodilecock!
crocodilecock by saamyaal February 19, 2009