John spent all day at the mall with his wife. When they got home all he wanted was a little romp in the sack. His wife said NO and fell asleep so he pulled an ickey rickey and blew a load on her face.
When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.