Tooblate 

Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."

"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"

Tooblate by davidgrover January 10, 2004

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

TooLateNate 

TooLateNate : A triple C-ed (CCC) Male individual who is laid back easy to talk to and light on the eyes. He is a motivator of everything and loves the color red. Women with blue hair who know him can't resist his handsome good looks and charm.

Damn check out that TooLateNate. He's one hell of a dude.

TooLateNate by Army329 January 17, 2023

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav is something you say to a person named Ask when they are too late to a meme. When an Ask uses a dead meme you say Ask TooLateToTheMeme and his surename.

Ask Stav: Hey! Look! I found this new meme! It's called keyboard cat!
You: Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav!

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav by GarryTheGuy December 31, 2016