Kleptoflash 

When you are high and miss some basic thing like mobile or wallet

P1:do you enjoy this party?
P2:yes i would, just i have kleptoflash, and i lost my phone

Kleptoflash by Balika2254 January 28, 2020

Kleptoflash 

when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc

person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone

Kleptoflash by rozsits62 January 28, 2020

kleptoflameiac 

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.

"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"

kleptoflameiac by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009