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Kleptoflash 

when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc
person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone
Kleptoflash by rozsits62 January 28, 2020
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kleptoflameiac 

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.
"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"