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To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
A Jessica by Linguistually_yours January 18, 2021
Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first
Have you heard from Jay lately?
I don't think anyone has, boy pulled a Jessica big time
A Jessica by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021

A Jessica Sophie Spencer 

To be a total stuck up self centred mutt who only thinks of themselves, usually has multiple sexual partners and diseases and has no self respect, must be very judgemental of all around and blames all for own mistakes.
"Fuck she is A Jessica Sophie Spencer no one likes her cause she fucks all the boys in town"

Pull a Jessica Simpson 

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

Doing a Jessica 

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
Doing a Jessica by personyperson August 23, 2020

Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.