morontorium

A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.

I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.

morontorium by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

moratorium

noun: A temporary ban or halt to a specific activity.

I declare a moratorium on hoodies

moratorium by Solberger July 10, 2007

Declare a moratorium 

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.

1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.

Declare a moratorium by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009

ass moratorium 

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

ass moratorium by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) 

Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency was established on February 10th, 2022, as an organisation responsible for postponing people's faults in the field of modern Internet: any bad thing that was said on Twitter, any opinion that is slightly controversial on any social media platform, any demonetized video on Youtube can be morally forgiven and reinforced with rhetorical support of us, LIGM Agency. Also this structure implies the existence of yet again one more LIGMA abbreviation, which you can use in case you are asked or just for fun. Right now, the agency consists of 'two and a half' people and is relatively unknown. LIGMA understands that reviving a dead meme might not be so funny, yet it still has its own style and feel. Also there is HIGMA (H stands for Higher), but we can't obtain much information about it.

- Yesterday I called LIGMA!
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.

Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) by vo1dwalker March 8, 2022

mortatorium 

A slang term that defines a place where a mortician shows his bodies, combining the terms mortician and auditorium for viewing dead bodies.

I went to view the body shown by the mortician at the mortatorium.

mortatorium by MrGiggles13 March 17, 2024