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Wood Elemental 

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
Wood Elemental by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012
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Wood Elementary 

Wood Elementary by GrilledTG November 16, 2020