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wabslinger

A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.

A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.

If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem innocent but he's an animal.
It is used via a Wab and a Sling by a man who claims he loves it. That's the real Wabslinger so it is!
wabslinger by MaskOfAnarchy April 24, 2017
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Male underpants. Usually used on its own, but also in the phrase a pair of wabs. Slang term used in north east England, possible origin town of Guisborough, North Yorkshire.
He wore thick wabs during the harsh English winter.
Wabs by DrBb October 28, 2013
Weak Ass Broth Syndrome. Seen in cooking. (Specifically you suck at cooking on YouTube)
I don't eat Joe's ramen. It always suffers from wabs.
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An initialism for "why are boys so fucking confusing." This has become a bit of an outcry from the world's population of teenage girls. When a boy does something to make a girl think one thing about him, and then does something else that makes her think the exact opposite of what she just thought, WABSFC will most likely be one of the first thoughts to enter her head, and the first words out of her mouth.
Jake flirted with me all day yesterday, and didn't say a word to me today! WABSFC?!
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WABS: disease found in females that can infect males after periods of close contact.
Female WABS: Whiney Ass Bitch Syndrome
- Symptoms include mood swings, high pitch squeals, uncalled for overreactions, and a long extension of the last syllable of each sentence.
Male WABS: Whipped Ass Boyfriend Syndrome.
- Symptoms include loss of backbone, loss of cash, blurred vision, and increased interest in feminine activities.
"Dude, i hate her, she's got WABS so bad!"
i know, i dunno why he's going out with her, he must have it too"
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