Mexican Pinball 

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

Mexican Pinball by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Mexican Pinball 

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.

Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!

Mexican Pinball by CasperWhite October 3, 2020

Mexican Pinball 

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...

Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.

Mexican Pinball by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021