Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

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The Denny's after-effect

After eating at Denny's, one shall feel dazed and full of greasy yummy food and ready to pop in bed.

Shortly after we ate at Denny's, most people started to feel the Denny's after-effect.

The Denny's after-effect by rofllmao18 February 9, 2009

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The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!

"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!

The Denny's Grand Slam by Shb99 August 4, 2022

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the denny's grand slam

mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.

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the denny's grand slam by gonzo and bino July 17, 2009