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Not news bae 

Yeah, you're not news bae so I don't give a shit when your sad.
Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
Not news bae by Hym Iam January 26, 2024
Notbae is someone you meet and you think they're bae AF, but come to find out two weeks later they are NOT bae.
Tom: "ayy how'd it go with that new girl?"
Craig: "bruh I met her last week and she was bae, but come to find out, she sucks at life. She notbae."
notbae by porkskinpapi March 9, 2016