testaboobie 

The phenomena of bumping into a woman's breast area, leaving the woman wondering if it was really an accident or if they were just violated.

I smacked your sleezy boyfriend because he pulled a testaboobie on me.

testaboobie by spinxcat August 6, 2004

Testoobies 

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

Testoobies by dnmmaui November 25, 2011