A merker 

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.

Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.

A merker by mesofunny July 3, 2014

Cap a marker 

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

Cap a marker by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018

get a marker straight

to focus on what is more important, it's a variant of getting your act together or getting your priorities straight, it's sometimes used in a hilarious tone or serious tone.

person 1: look, I know this is serious, but you need to get a marker straight on your homework, just trust me about your homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm just gonna stop watching BFB and prioritize my homework over BFB.

get a marker straight by A Marker Lover February 1, 2026

Wiping a brown marker 

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

Wiping a brown marker by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025