The Sloppy Joe Share definition Flag An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse) He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks. The Sloppy Joe by Bobboe February 23, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the The Sloppy Joe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch