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The Spocker 

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006
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the spocker 

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.
"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"
the spocker by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009

the spocker 

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.
"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.
the spocker by KoolMFkev September 28, 2008

The Spocker 

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
The Spocker by Jake August 2, 2004

The Spocker 

Two in the Pink Two in the Stink - When enacted it looks like the Star Trek symbol
I was foolin around with my woman and she loved it when I gave her the spocker.
The Spocker by Fabecio July 12, 2009

The Spocker 

Three in the front, two in the back. Similar to the shocker.
The boys and I gave Sherrie The Spocker. It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.
The Spocker by Piowinator August 1, 2018

Spocker with the joy stick 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.
i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before