Moneypenny 

MI6 secretary in the fictional world of James Bond 007. She must have something wrong with her because she's the only woman Bond hasn't slept with.

(watching any Bond film) Damn! The Moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy.

Moneypenny by Mr Boddy July 30, 2004

moneypenny 

1. The definition of perfection.

2. The love and joy of HP's life.

moneypenny by Anonymous July 23, 2003

miss moneypenny 

M, the leader of MI6's Secretary, Hwom, is secretly in love with james bond, but he rejects her. Has been played by different actors, but none more famous than the unforgettable Lois Maxwell.

James Bond: Good morning Miss Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: Good morning.
Miss Moneypenny: (thinking to herself)..DAMN HES FINE!!!

miss moneypenny by ooglyboogly123 October 27, 2005

Moneypenis 

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

Moneypenis by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012