Wildebestie

An ugly friend who obliviously attempts to leave the friendzone(or wildlife preserve) to try and hook up with you. Derived from a combination of wildebeest and bestie.

"Who let that drunk wildebestie into my hotel room?"

"Dude kick her out before she leaves a mess all over the place."
"Too late she passed out, call Animal Control."

Wildebestie by Scoobydoo99 May 20, 2014

Wildebeesting 

A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.

What happened to you? You look like you went Wildebeesting last night!

Wildebeesting by Big$lick March 22, 2013