Scat Witch 

A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.

Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.

Scat Witch by Maverick Murdered Goose March 13, 2014

witch's cat 

A link with the real world and the spiritual world. A familiar that travels on the other side - can be used good or evil depending on the Cat's owner, type of magic, message or mission the cat is send on. Witch's cats communicate with the dead since of all the animals they are the most senitive to the deads' presence. Usually a black or darker cat with intelligence and an attitude - not your normal house cat.

The witch's cat is a holleween favorite and a witch usually has one close at hand.

The witch's cat picked up his ears and refused to go into that room, he was aware of the spirits that were there.

witch's cat by D M McElreath July 30, 2008

witch's cat 

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

witch's cat by The Strut September 30, 2004

scamwitch 

Witch who is into scams.

Bernard Madoff whoulda been a scamwitch if he was a woman.

scamwitch by therealjpk December 19, 2010