Custard cream 

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

Custard cream by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

custard cream 

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

custard cream by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Custard Cream 

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

Custard Cream by J_Hop May 2, 2016

Custard Cream 

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

Custard Cream by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

Custard Cream 

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

Custard Cream by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

Custard Cream 

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

Custard Cream by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

backwards custard cream 

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.

mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

backwards custard cream by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016