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omgssmylgyesagthwtshggabhkatllatppppp 

Oh My God! Sebastian Stan! Man, you're looking good! you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies. look at that. Look at that pow pow pow pow pow
When I see someone I say omgssmylgyesagthwtshggabhkatllatppppp
short version of "oh my jesus"

is derived from the internet slang "omg" meaning "oh my god"
John says:
no - ice
John says:
the sun has no - ice
John says:
but it is noice
John says
ironic?
John says:
omgesus
omgesus by john dirkse May 22, 2008
An acronym for Oh My Goddess. Used to express surprise. It is most commonly used by guys to express surprise when they see a stunningly beautiful woman that they consider to be a Goddess.
OMGss by Mr. Bickle August 25, 2010
You were the one who stole my wallet? OMGUS!
omgus by Ian Maxwell November 3, 2002
A overly-excited version of omg that belongs to Taffy.
OMGSS, LOOK AT KITTY.

omgswsftm 

Stands for oh my god she wont stop fuckin texting me. Commonly used when girls that want your rod and you're not interested in dont leave you alone or get the hint when you dont text them back. Can be a thought, said aloud or used in text form as shown.
(Mikey's phone rings)
Mikey: omgswsftm!!
Josh: Who is it?
Mikey: *sigh* Teresha, she wants the d but i need to tell her i'm not into mexi-stashes...
omgswsftm by Howbout U.Blowme February 5, 2009