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omgswsftm

Stands for oh my god she wont stop fuckin texting me. Commonly used when girls that want your rod and you're not interested in dont leave you alone or get the hint when you dont text them back. Can be a thought, said aloud or used in text form as shown.
(Mikey's phone rings)
Mikey: omgswsftm!!
Josh: Who is it?
Mikey: *sigh* Teresha, she wants the d but i need to tell her i'm not into mexi-stashes...
by Howbout U.Blowme February 5, 2009
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OMGWTFTML

An abbreviated expression showing displeasure or confusion towards the professional hockey team the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Stands for Oh My God Why The Fuck? Toronto Maple Leafs.

It is also a joke on the expression OMGWTFBBQ It also combines the popular abbreviations OMG, WTF and TML
Example one: (For a stupid management move)
OMGWTFTML they just traded Gill for a second round pick. He was worth way more.

Example two: (For a stupid player move)
OMGWTFTML Colaiacovo is hurt again!

Example three: (For a general team mistake)
They lost 6-0 to the Panthers OMGWTFTML
by Dougie Gilmour June 13, 2008
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