pizza boner 

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

pizza boner by Sick Majors December 6, 2013

Pizza boner 

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

Pizza boner by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022