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double-banked 

See double-banged.

Double-banked is an incorrect term for double-banged. To be double-banged is to be assualted by 2 people.
She said 'Hey did you see that guy's head? He got double-banked!'

He said 'No he didn't, that doesn't make sense. I think you mean double-banged... You're joobbadee.'
double-banked by Yumma Weena November 26, 2013

double backed monster 

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.
Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

Double backed beast 

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

Double Backed Snake 

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.
"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

double backed monster 

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.
i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.
double backed monster by bnt07 November 22, 2011

double-banged 

1. Australian Police term used when a person has been given a fine and a defect, or two fines in the same incident, for a similar offence. A person is generally double-banged because Police have a dislike of that person due to previous dealings, that person is a drug dealer or scumbag, or they are rude to Police while doing their job.

2. Relates to a person (read 'victim'), often drunk' who was assaulted by two other people. The person being assualted is often unaware why they were assualted, or feel it was completely unprovoked.
1. When a Police Officer issues a member of the public a fine and also defects their car, in the same incident. Generally, the motor vehicle is usuaully defected first, then a fine is issued for having driven a motor vehicle which had breached motor vehicle standards while driven on a road or road related area e.g. bald tyres. A person is likely to get double-banged after firstly arguing with, or abusing Police while performing their duties. If you get double-banged, you have failured the 'Attitude Test'...

2. I just double-banged that truckie. He failed the 'Attitude Test'.... Nyira lippi!

3. That bloody cop double-banged me for stuff all!

4. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when they came up and double-banged me. Gunta wiya!
double-banged by Minya Wati November 26, 2013