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Slut Cake 

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.
God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!
Slut Cake by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

slut cake 

"that slut cake ivanage sure had a tasty cunt"
slut cake by Kraft August 11, 2006

Cake slut 

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.
That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.
Cake slut by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013

slut cakes

A girl who basically needs to be bitch slapped, sleeps around, and also another name for a girl getting fucked doggystyle in a porno. -Scott
slut cakes by AIM = BreathingFirex February 23, 2005

slutcake 

Colorful term used when providing examples of how slutty someone is.
"When she had sex with that guy she had just met an hour ago and never even asked him what his name was, well, that was just icing on the slutcake."
slutcake by J. Prizzle October 11, 2006
A very attractive ho.
Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.
slutcakes by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004