assball 

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

assball by QBall® March 9, 2003

Assball 

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

Assball by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assball 

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

Assball by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assball 

A ball related sport played with one's ass.

Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.

Assball by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

assball 

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

assball by davekelly September 21, 2006

assball 

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

assball by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

assball 

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

assball by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 8, 2003