porn starfish 

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

porn starfish by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013

Pornstarish 

Something that a star from adult video's would do or look like.

Your hair is 'pornstarish'.

Pornstarish by bigharrystick June 25, 2009