Premature Articulation 

When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

ME: My boss fired me the other day because I kept interrupting him when he was trying to tell me what to do.

YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.

Premature Articulation by GD Daddy for Trixy September 23, 2019

Premature Articulation 

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

Premature Articulation by RazorSharp September 10, 2013

Premature Articulation 

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

Premature Articulation by AverageMan December 8, 2013

Premature Attaculation 

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

Premature Attaculation by RyoQQ September 7, 2010