Takis 

A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.

Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.

Takis by apemonkey4 September 4, 2012

Takis 

A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet

dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious

Takis by Spicy_is_nice-y January 18, 2010

Takis 

Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis

takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita

Takis by ryan g g January 17, 2009

Takis 

Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.

Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”

Takis by Ipeedonthecat March 14, 2020

Takis 

A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet

"whats are takis?"
"they're like little cheetos"
"I'd like to taki to you on the phone"

Takis by DrxwsBoo February 2, 2014

Takis 

takis are spicy chips that kids love so they will souround the lunch table asking for the chips

Man: Why were you sourounded by everyone in the cafeteria?

Other Man: I had Takis and wveryone wanted them.

Takis by NewIdoitoticMan February 23, 2020

takis 

veryy bussin bussin,
takis are good like very good THEY ARE THE BOMB TRY ONE IF YOU HAVENT IF YOU DONT LIKE TAKIS IMMA SPEAK TO UR MOMMA

charli d.-TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE.

takis by yourmommyjehammee April 11, 2022