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No Blatch 

A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.
Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.

No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!
No Blatch by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018
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aint no biatch 

person 1: hey, fuck you
person 2: hey, i aint no biatch

no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.
For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.